CHARLES BARKLEY HIVE RISE
This is our time to shine ladies and gentlemen, March Madness is here, and that can mean only one thing: Charles Barkley on the screen 12 hours a day, saying crazy shit that we can only understand 40% of. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Some might say that because of all the wild sports happenings, but an upset means a little less when you just learned about all these teams last week. Don’t worry, we’re breaking all the teams down and we’ll help you make a bunch of bets and get attached to random teams that you won’t remember by Easter, but also wanted to tend to your other needs, those being the need for an alcohol infused activity while you’re partaking in the madness. We’re back in the drinking game biz, so get ready to get buzzed:
THE OFFICIAL MARCH MADNESS DRINKING GAME
Take a Sip any time a team you are watching is referred to as a cinderella team
Take a Sip if someone says the phrase bracket buster
Take a Sip for any time Charles Barkley is on your TV yelling about
something completely unrelated to basketball (a quote as an example: “I’m GROWN NOW they call me MR BARKLEY AT THE BANK NOW”) or
Auburn his alma mater or
something you literally cannot understand because the man sounds like he is talking with a mouthful of marbles
something being “terrible” (one of his top 10 favorite words to say, one of our top 5 favorite words to heard him say)
Take 2 Sips any time the commentators mention USMBC beating no. 1 Ranked UVA that one time (tbt!!! Coach Tony Bennett! Not the old singer!). Actually if they mention ANY past historic upset- Oral Roberts, FGCU, etc.
Take 2 Sips if a game goes to overtime (never much love when we go OT)
Take 2 Sips if a double digit seed upsets a single digit seed
Chug Your Drink if a buzzer beater occurs
Chug Your Drink if a No. 1 seed loses before the Elite 8
Chug Your Drink if your bracket’s champion is eliminated rip!
So You Think You Can Dance Drink Bonus Rules:
Take A Sip A kid’s parents are shown in the stands
Take A Sip They show a mascot
Take 2 Sips anyone uses the phrase “road to the final four”
Chug Your Drink for any level of upset (9 beating an 8 counts)
Chug Your Drink when they play ONE SHINING MOMENT
