Understanding the Assignment: NFL Teams as Met Gala Looks

These are hot takes based off vibes alone, we will NOT be taking criticism, also no one understood the actual assignment FOR the gala itself, so make of this what you will.

It’s a SLIDE SHOW

The Tennesse Titans

The Chiefs

The Saints

If this was hockey though, the golden knights

The Bucs

The Broncos, for clear reasons

The Cowboys, Obviously

The Jets (why is this a prom dress)

The Rams

The Texans

Flawless, The Cardinals

No one, there are no socialist teams. SMH.

The Browns. (It's the energy more than the color)

The NFL (as an organization)

Detroit Lions

The Vikings

The Jaguars (Trashy florida energy)

The Colts

The Giants

(Pinstripe very NYC to me)

The Seahawks

(Ciara is not in the running here, ‘disqualified. These seems funky enough to match DK Metcalf vibes)

The Baltimore Ravens

It’s giving me Season 2 of the Wire

The Falcons

Rihanna is the Raiders, ASAP is the Packers

The Bengals

For some reason this says Washington Football Team for me

The Steelers

Don’t argue with me this dress was like 100 pounds

The Bears

The Eagles

The Bills

The 49ers

Did y’all know SF is the gayest city in America

The Panthers

The Chargers

This is what the Patriots THINK they'd wear

And what they'd actually wear