Katrina Is A Bronze Medalist: NFL Week 16

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Katrina Is A Bronze Medalist: NFL Week 16

KATRINA. HAS. WON. (third place)

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Muppet Night: NFL Week 15

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Muppet Night: NFL Week 15

I want the muppets to sing the national anthem at every game. No sleep until this happens.

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The Joy of Painting (a playoff picture) : NFL Week 14

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The Joy of Painting (a playoff picture) : NFL Week 14

We keep saying it’s the home stretch but we have MONTHS LEFT send help

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Nice Kicks Bro : NFL Week 13

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Nice Kicks Bro : NFL Week 13

Nothing but respect for MY cause my cleats

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#Thankful :NFL Week????

Thanksgiving is a football holiday?

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The Safety Dance: NFL Week 11

In which your girls learn what a Safety is.

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Ball. Is. Life.

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Ball. Is. Life.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY BASKETBALL WE LIKE

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We Wanna See Your Peacock

Fuck a streaming service.

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Football vs. Wind: NFL Week 10

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Football vs. Wind: NFL Week 10

The real star of the week was weather.

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The NFL (AND AMERICA) Voted!

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The NFL (AND AMERICA) Voted!

Joe Biden luvs football

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GEAUX VOTE- NFL Week 8

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GEAUX VOTE- NFL Week 8

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

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You Can’t Spell Sausage without USA

A petition to make Cornhole our national pastime.

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A Definitive Ranking of 2020 European Euniforms: From the Experts

Elena Perito 10/22/20 Elena Perito 10/22/20

A Definitive Ranking of 2020 European Euniforms: From the Experts

LOOK GOOD, PLAY GOOD.

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Two words: BUTT. INTERCEPTION.

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Two words: BUTT. INTERCEPTION.

No thoughts: just butt interception.

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COVID Stays Alive in NFL Week 5

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COVID Stays Alive in NFL Week 5

lol will we even make it to week 6?!?!?!

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Typhoid Titans & Lover’s Quarrels: NFL Week 4

In which the Titans remind us we are living through a pandemic (in case you forgot?)

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Giving it the Ol’ College Try

Hot take: Pay. College. Athletes.

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A Tale of Two Quarterbacks: NFL Week 3

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A Tale of Two Quarterbacks: NFL Week 3

We’re messy bitches who live for drama

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To Add Insult to Injury: NFL Week 2

Friendly reminder that 1 Tackle can ruin your life!

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All The Cool Girls Are Moving to England

Elena Perito 9/15/20 Elena Perito 9/15/20

All The Cool Girls Are Moving to England

Breaking down the WOMENS SUPER LEAGUE

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